Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there! Here are some ‘Dad Jokes’ for you to enjoy ?
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
There’s lots of mixed feelings around big family days like this sometimes.
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